Fri
Dec 07

I am a horrible person to shop for (I assume) because I tend to just go ahead and buy anything that I want for myself, thus leaving my wish list empty. But since I suppose this sort of thing has proven useful in the past (has it?) I will do my best to help you buy me something that I would also happen to like. This list is in no order of preference but rather just a button mash of ideas. I will try to expand this list over the next few days as new ideas come to me.

Here goes…

What I want for Christmas

** First place in my fantasy football league.

** Jeanne D’arc for the PSP

** Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness for the PSP

** George R. R. Martin to hurry the hell up and finish A Dance With Dragons

** SuperBad on DVD

** The Office – Season Three on DVD

** My novel to actually be started… and then finished.

** A pair of Bose QuietComfort (or similar) noise cancelling headphones

** Belkin Leather Folio for my iPod classic (a non-snap, folding case just like this one please. And also, exactly when did my state-of-the-art video ipod become merely The Classic?)

** A Mateen Cleaves, Tony Gonzalez, or Zidane jersey

** A Wall Banger

** Matt to move out (but keep paying rent)

** A gift certificate to the Sony Connect online store (for my Reader… though the process is somewhat complicated I think) or just B&N/Borders

** Fix the giant key scratch in my car door.

** Unreal Tournament 3

** A Detroit Pistons or Chicago Cubs Dreamseat

8 people care

  1. PEARL HARBOR,66 YEARS AGO.

  2. Okay, not that we will buy you anything but a couple of questions:

    1. UT3 for the PC, I presume?

    2. Pink for the Belkin leather folio? (Ha ha, no that’s Matt)

    3. First choices for a Wall Banger?? Same as the three above for the jerseys?

  3. 1. obv
    2. remember that i am buying presents for you, too
    3. the wallbanger was mostly a joke. Mostly.

  4. I am so hilarious. I was totally kidding about the pink, but then checked out the Apple site and “damn” it does come in pink and chocolate. Now I have to buy a Classic so I can get that case, too!!!!

  5. Maybe we could get a custom Wall Banger of Bill, so you could pretend he was still there….

  6. Thats super hilar

  7. The real question is, “What will the Wall Banger of Bill have him doing?” Eating pizza? Playing vg’s? Eating Panda? Eating Doritos? Lying past out on the floor?

  8. Jim, that last one would take up too much wall space, him laid out horizontally. Definitely eating, though….