It’s not quite Thanksgiving yet, but I want to jump the gun a bit and say what I am thankful for.

Thank you, Northwestern, for being in the Big 10 but not being very good at football.

Thank you, Ohio State, for not being very good either… but at least being… okay.

Thank you, Las Vegas sports books, for setting a bad line.

Thank you, Lukas, for pointing that out to me… even though you didn’t have the balls to actually bet it yourself.

Thank you, Fates, for not smiting me in vengeance for betting against my alma mater.

And thank you, Walmart, for offering a randomly good deal on a product that is still over-priced.

Anyways, thanks guys for the free PS3, Little Big Planet, and Gears of War 2.