Sat
Mar 22

Oh, I’m sorry… do you want to know who will win this season of The Bachelor?

SPOILER ALERT

It’s Robin.

My second choice (even though I won’t need it) is Amanda R.

These were my two picks straight out of the limo, although I’ll be honest here and say that my original immediately-after-the-limo ranking had Amanda first and Robin second. However, I can’t quite get past the size of Amanda’s gums (not pictured) and by the time the first rose ceremony rolled around she had been demoted one slot.

Congratulations, Robin!

Oh, and if you want it, here is my sleeper pick: Holly.

Unfortunately for her, Holly has no realistic chance of taking this thing down; the much better sleeper bet would be Erin H. However, Holly lists her occupation as “Children’s Book Author” and that alone earns her a shot, long though it may be.

Other possible-but-very-unlikely winners include Carri and Amy.

Nobody else is even in the running.

(Author’s Note – Seriously, I should handicap this show professionally. In fact, potential future contestants should come see me before they go on the show. I could save everyone involved a whole lot of time.)

4 people care

  1. way to pick the michigander :P

    there are some older ladies on the show this year

  2. yes, although if Robin has one flaw it’s her age. 22 is a bit too young.

  3. You better hope you do really well with those picks after all that bragging. I think you’ve been hanging around Zurek too long.

  4. it’s not bragging when you can back it up.