I am trying to give eharmony another honest attempt, although realistically it’s only a matter of time before my daily visits fall to “maybe once every week or so.” Anyways, as part of my return to the arena of digital love I revamped my entire profile and added a bunch of new profile pictures.

I am now dripping with electronic allure.

Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for everybody else. While flipping through my 200+ back-logged potential love connections, I am routinely stunned by some of the choices that people make when crafting their profiles.

For instance, I just came across Amber – a 24 year-old office assistant. And here is her primary profile picture.

Other than to capture it with a screen grab, I didn’t alter the actual image at all.

Brilliant.

It’s hard to tell, but that looks like a fairly decent camera in her hand. Presumably it is capable of taking more than one picture… so was this actually the best photo of the bunch? Does she not have any friends who can take her picture instead? Is her sense of self-worth so low that she figured a blurry picture is better than a clear one??

Ahhh, I get it… she’s just trying to leave something to my imagination, eh? Every girl plays hard-to-get, but she goes one step further and plays hard-to-see.

Oh, Amber, you crafty vixen.

I closed my match with her, but I almost regret it now. So many questions left unanswered…