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Spoiler alert: here’s the future winner of the new season of The Bachelor.

Zurek and I watched the season premiere together tonight (… sniff… just like old times… ) and he was there when I declared Ali the winner as soon as she climbed out of the limo to meet Jake for the first time. Also for the record, Zurek’s pick is Tenley… who he picked closer to the end of the episode… but I guess that still counts (sort of).

This season’s bachelor is a pilot so of course the first episode had a few hundred stupid references to girls wanting to be his co-pilot or to climb into his cockpit. The best/grossest line was when the Cambodian girl said that she wanted him to come onto her landing strip.

Anyways, they better cool it with all those stupid puns or this season will be one bumpy ride… they will have to turn on the seat belt sign… some lucky lady might join the mile-high club… this guy is tired of flying solo… ugh…